15. What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren’t enough for you, tubby?
14. Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.
13. Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.
12. It takes a tough man to make tender chicken from a cat.
11. This coupon good for a free 1-year subscription to Windows Sources magazine.
10. Today’s dog in alley is tomorrow’s moo goo gai pan.
9. Spouse mad at you. No get special “wonton pork” tonight.
8. Patron who mocks waiter’s accent will unwittingly consume chef’s bodily fluids.
7. A wise man tips 20% to avoid severe tire damage.
6. An 87 year old hooker awaits you.
5. Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application.
4. Hope you enjoyed your dinner, Mr. Bond.
3. Wipe that drool off your chin. That waitress you’re ogling is Mr. Woo’s number one son.
2. Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.
1. Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup
Joy
•12 years ago
It takes a tough man to make tender chicken from a cat.
*runs to put Maddie into Witness Protection* *WHEW*
hunny girl
•12 years ago
#12 and #10 kinda grossed me out 😛 lol. #9 is too funny 😀 .
froggywoogie
•12 years ago
That’s hilarious! Hehe
deepsm25
•12 years ago
13. Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.
6. An 87 year old hooker awaits you.
2. Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.
Aaammaaazzin my best ones!!!! They were just brillant…!!
SanityFound
•12 years ago
Some how had forgotten bout this post sheesh
Joy kitty kat is fine, she’s a bit small for their likin’ – remind me to tell you bout KFC
Hunnygirl Glad you enjoyed lol yeah they grossed me as well!
Froggywoogie *grins*
Deeps thought you’d enjoy the hooker one *runs and hides*
mssc54
•12 years ago
“Hope you enjoyed the sweet and sour Tabby” 😉
SanityFound
•12 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeew thank goodness Joys kitty cat is a ginger *phew* otherwise she would’ve tracked you down I swear it!