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In Fun/Humour

Philosophy of Housecleaning

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imageI don’t do windows because … I love birds and don’t want one to run into  a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because … I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because … They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don’t Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because .. I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because . My husband will never be able to find them again. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because … I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because … “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!

REMEMBER . . . .

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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  1. Hayden Tompkins
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    12 years ago

    LMAO!!!! I am printing this out and putting it on the fridge.

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  2. Joy
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    12 years ago

    I agree with Hayden. This is so me!!! LMAO!!! Clean house??? What’s that???

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  3. holeycheese
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    12 years ago

    Only a tiny little bit me.. I actually prefer the house clean. but I kinda gave up.

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  4. thatdudeyouknow
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    12 years ago

    lol! I’ll remember these…

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  5. @mmonyte
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    12 years ago

    quote
    “I don’t put things away because My husband will never be able to find them again”
    /quote

    Something you aren’t telling Us?

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  6. mssc54
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    12 years ago

    I figure we can clean the house when all the kids are grown and gone…. Let’s see, it’s 2008 and we are adopting a four and six year old.

    Man this house is going need some help in another twelve to fourteen years! 🙂

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  7. Elena
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    12 years ago

    This is hilarious! Great guilt-buster too…

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  8. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    I am so the house cleaning queen I don’t even know where the on button on the vacuum cleaner is… each time I look for it it runs away from me!

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  9. psychscribe
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    12 years ago

    Love it, love it, love it!!! Soooooo me, she confesses defiantly…

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  10. SanityFound
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    12 years ago

    ROFL you are funny!

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  11. Suzanne
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    11 years ago

    Too funny for words! Thank you for the laugh!

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